To: Rep. Briscoe, J.,
Subject: making the best of it....
Date: 2020-03-29T18:20:12Z
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Dear Friends,
While the stock market is inspiring leaps off tall buildings, I've figured out how to make a killing off the Coronavirus--making a fortune off my new website "ToiletPaperByTheSquare.Com." It's amazing how much money can be made selling the stuff for $1.00 a square. It has gone "viral." Don't delay; Put your order in now! Michael